just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
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