so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Randomize