And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
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After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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