well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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