ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
My feet surprised me
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