They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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