Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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