Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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