So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
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We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
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It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Idk if I want to put a bra on
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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