you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
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"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
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