Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
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some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
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Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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