I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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