I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
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PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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