I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
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You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.