Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
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I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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