fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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