he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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