Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
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For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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