Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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