she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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