careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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