Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I'm passing your future prison.
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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