omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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