i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants