is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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