i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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