I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
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I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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