Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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