so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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