I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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