i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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