just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I'm jealous of your bromance
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
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Do I have a choice?
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven