All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's great music for shaving your balls
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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