Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
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I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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