im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I had to cum in my sink.
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