The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
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I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
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