drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Randomize