We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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