Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
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The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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