would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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