Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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