brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
