I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
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Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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