Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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