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(210): View more from Texas

Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.

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(210): Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly. http://tfl.nu/2xxy

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(954): View more from Florida

I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on

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(954): I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on http://tfl.nu/pg75

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?

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(908): Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable? http://tfl.nu/mn26

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(303): View more from Colorado

My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)

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(303): My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :) http://tfl.nu/qza7

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(612): View more from Minnesota

the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."

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(612): the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear." http://tfl.nu/uaxy

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(585): View more from New York

well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me

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(585): well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me http://tfl.nu/wu1p

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(801): View more from Utah

Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.

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(801): Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with. http://tfl.nu/sran

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(248): View more from Michigan

I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.

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(248): I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell. http://tfl.nu/ttak

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(408): View more from California

The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.

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You've ruined television for me.

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(408): The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it. (408): You've ruined television for me. http://tfl.nu/32ek

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(562): View more from California

Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.

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(562): Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid. http://tfl.nu/2ztg

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(605): View more from South Dakota

And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.

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(605): And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same. http://tfl.nu/7gpg

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(843): View more from South Carolina

They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?

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(843): They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER? http://tfl.nu/zyzi

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(616): View more from Michigan

Thank you for caring about my cervix.

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(616): Thank you for caring about my cervix. http://tfl.nu/akl3

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.

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(717): I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring. http://tfl.nu/iyup

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(314): View more from Missouri

mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...

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(314): mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again... http://tfl.nu/jopn

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