I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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