They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?