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I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease

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You should dream of me :)

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I'm going to dream of single life.

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I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.

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haha i love mojitos

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ya and i hate cabbage

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So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."

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i wish peter jackson would direct porn

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Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that

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this study room smells like vodka

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the study room thinks the same about you

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Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.

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He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.

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