His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
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I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!