If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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