Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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