Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
