omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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