What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
